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Helga's True Feelings.

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Helga G Pataki was always considered Hillwood's biggest bitch; but that's because she always hid her true feelings from her secret lover; Arnold. Helga was always a bitch towards Arnold; from spitting paper balls at his head in class, to yelling at him and being rude to him everytime they saw eachother to lastly calling Arnold a name that she's called the boy for almost forever; "Football Head" due to the shape of his head. Today Helga was getting ready to go out and meet with her best friend Pheobe to do something although Pheobe would rather study for the upcomming math test in which Helga also had to do but would rather go to the arcade; as Helga made her way downsatairs to find her parents Mariam and Big Bob arguing with eachother, because Mariam got another DUI.

"Damnit Mariam; you got another DUI, and now you got your liscence suspended and not to mention caused me $2500 worth of damages." yelled Big Bob, Irate all because Mariam got a DUI.

"Oh relax, Bob I'll promise I won't drink anymore." said Mariam, despite Bob's knowledge.

"You keep saying that, but yet you do it anyways; well not anymore, i'm putting you into rehab until you're drinking habits stop." said Big Bob as he saw Helga walking down the stairs.

"Hey Olga, would you mind going down to the store and getting me some lotion" asked Bob mistaking her youngest daughter for his oldest

"That's Helga, HELGA i'm getting sick of you calling me Olga, when the hell are you going to realize that I am Helga, and that Olga moved out; God you are such an idiot." yelled Helga

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey; you watch your mouth little lady." yelled Bob, after Helga smarted off to him.

"I would if you would for once pull your stupid beepers out of your ass and wake up realize that I AM HELGA, and that I AM NOT OLGA." yelled Helga hoping to finally yell some sense into her father.

"One more dirty world that comes out of your mouth and i'll wash it out." yelled Bob, getting irritated

"Screw you i'm leaving, have fun in rehab, Mariam." yelled Helga, going out the door and slamming it shut

"Be home for dinner, Helga" said Mariam, after Helga stormed out the door.

After walking out into the streets of Hillwood, Helga began to walk over to Pheobe's before running into a fat and disgusting boy wearing a blue hat, and had a chubby face with a tooth sticking out of his mouth: named Harold as he bagan to taunt Helga.

"Hey Helga, what's the matter did your mommy lose her car? HAHAHAHAHA" lauged Harold as Helga grabbed Harpld by his shirt

"Did your mom forget to take your fatass to the gym?" yelled Helga

"Don't call me fat or i'll pound you!" yelled Harold

"You can't pound me because i'm a girl, and if you tried i would pound you back, you fat tub of lard, who nobody likes." yelled Helga

"That's it, you're dead." yelled Harold as he tried to his Helga, only for Helga to kick Harold in the nuts. Then after Harold fainted, Helga began to beat the crap out of Harold busting his nose open and then shoving Harold's head into a nearby trashcan; as Helga would walk away making her way to Pheobe's. As Helga made her way into Pheobe's to make plans for hanging out.

"Hey Helga how's it going?" asked Pheobe with her nose deep in her math book.

"The usual, Mariam got her License suspended and a DUI and Big Bob is sending her to rehab while sending me out to get lotion for his flaring roids, and I kicked Harold in the nuts." said Helga

"That's nice; anyways what do you want to do?" asked Pheobe

"Well we could go and annoy the boys, and at the same time stalk Arnold and Gerald." suggest Helga

"Helga, when are you going to confess to Arnold?" asked Pheobe knowing Helga's crush for Arnold.

"Soon, I just want to be the one to confess and not that whore, Lila." said Helga in disgust about her arch nemesis.

"Well, you know you can't keep it a secret forever, because what if Arnold get's married to Lila; and you didn't say anything or admit you loved him?" said Pheobe telling Helga of what would happen if she never told Arnold the truth.

"What do you mean by that, Pheobe?" asked Helga

"Helga listen, if you really like Arnold than you need to confess, because if you don't he'll end up with Lila or some other girl, and if that happens, you would lose your chance and never get to be with him." said Helga

After hearing Pheobe's words, Helga had no choice but to finally confess her love, but she felt nervous about it.

"Well in that case we better go find, Arnold!" said Helga, eager to confess her True Feelings about Arnold

"Well I think him and Gerald, Stinky, Sid are all playing baseball at the Vacant Lot." said Pheobe making a guess to where they might be.

"Well let's go there and see them, while they're playing their stupid game." said Helga; leaving Pheobe's room before she could react. "Helga Wait!" said Pheobe catching up with her friend; as the two girls made their way to the vacant lot where Arnold, Gerald, Stinky, and Sid were playing a game of baseball, as Arnold was up to bat.

Come on Arnold, you can hit it!" yelled Arnold's best friend Gerald, as Arnold was at bat, waitig for sid to throw the ball as Stinky was the catcher. Sid readied the ball and was ready to throw. Sid threw the ball and Arnold swung the bat; only to miss the ball as stinky caught the ball.

"Strike 1." said Stinky as Helga laughed

"What's the matter Arnold, are you striking out again." said Helga

"Helga don't antagonize him; that'll probably be why he will say no."  said Pheobe as Gerald overheard the two girls.

"Say no to what?" asked Gerald

"None of your business, Geraldo!" yelled Helga

"Nevermind I ask." said Gerald keeping his cool as, Sid threw the ball again as Arnold made the attemp to hit it only to mis again and Stinky caught the ball again.

"Strike 2." said Stinky, as Helga again continued to laugh and taunt Arnold.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You should stick to the sport that your head is shaped like because you suck at baseball, Arnold."

When Sid threw the ball the third time, Arnold was sucessfully able to make contact between the bat and the ball as the ball would go flying. However the Ball hit Helga square in the head; as the boys stopped their game to help Helga up.

"Helga, are you ok?" asked Arnold as he got no respone from the unibrow girl as Arnold picked up Helga bridal style.

"Wow Arnold, you're carrying Helga like if she was your bride." said Stinky

"That's gross, Stinky" said Sid, as Pheobe approached Arnold carrying Helga

"Where are you taking her?" asked Pheobe

"To her house; I hope she doesn't chew my head off over an accident like this." said Arnold carrying Helga over to her house as Arnold was met by Helga's father Big Bob

"Hello Alfred, what are you doing carrying Olga here?" asked Bob not trying to sound angry but more curious as to why Arnold was carrying Helga

"It's Arnold, Mr. Pataki and she got hit with a baseball by accident and I came to help bring her home, to rest." said Arnold

"Oh Ok, she's not hurt too bad is she?" asked Bob

"No sir, she'll be fine, she just needs some rest." said Arnold

"Ok then, no funny business, you hear me?" said Bob with a stern look

"Loud and Clear" said Arnold

"I got to go pick Mariam up from Rehab class, anyways take care of her while i'm gone." said Bob, walking out the door as Arnold carries Helga up to her room and layed her on her be as it looke like Helga was starting to stir up.

"Arnold?" asked Helga starting to regain conscoiusness.

"Welcome back, Helga." said Arnold with a smile on his face.

"What happened? asked Helga

"You got hit by a baseball by accident, so I carried you home to see if you're ok." said Arnold

"Oh, that's so sweet of you Arnold." said Helga unaware of the own words that came ou of her mouth.

"Huh? Helga you've never said anything like that to me, before." said arnold confused by what Helga just said.

"Arnold, I know i've been mean and nasty to you before, but the truth is I...I..." stumbled Helga

Arnold was expecting Helga to tell him that she hated him and called him football head; as Arnold sat there waiting for the worlds to come out of her mouth.
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"I Love You, Arnold." said Helga embracing Arnold

"Wait a minute, you love me?" asked Arnold looking at Helga, confused as ever.

"Yes you football headed numskull, I Love You." said Helga

"Helga, I thought you always hated me? asked Arnold

"Deep down Arnold, i've kept it a secret that I loves you, I didn't want anyone to know or find out, and when I began to realize that I may lose you to someone like Lila, I knew I had to ask you now, before it was too late." said Helga as Arnold began to blush

"I really don't know what to say Helga." said Arnold not knowing how to react to helga's change of heart. He's not sure if Helga is serious or if the baseball hit her in the head hard enough to turn her nice.

"Arnold, look inside my closet, and you'll see why I love you so much." said Helga

"Your closet?" asked Arnold

"Yes, look inside my closet and you'll find out." said Helga, as Arnold opened up Helga's closet doors to find a meat sculpture of Arnold's football shaped head, pictures of Arnold, pieces of Arnold's hair that Helga cut as a prank in Mr. Simmons's class, and a heart shapped locket with a picture of Arnold inside of it.

"Helga, you are in love with me and you've had this shrine of me in your closet; I really don't know what else to say; but if you do seriously love me than; I guess I feel the same way about you then." said Arnold also unaware of the words that just came straight out of his mouth.

"Oh Arnold." said Helga as she embraced Arnold and made lip contact and began to kiss Arnold, and after what felt like a long kiss, Helga released he kiss of Arnold.

"Hey Helga, are you going to be ok? I do got to go plus your dad will be back from picking your mom up from rehab; plus I got to get back to eat dinner and study for that Math Test." said Arnold, knowing he can't stay with Helga all day.

"Sure, as long as you know how I really feel about you, and you feel the same way; i'll be fine." said Helga with a blushing smile.

"Ok Helga, i'll see you tommarow at School!" said Arnold

"I'll see you tommarow as well, my love." said Helga as Arnold walked out of Helga's House, unsure of what just happened, but knows Helga really loves him as Gerald approached Arnold.

"Hey Arnold, it's good to see that Helga didn't chew you up and spit you out like I thought she would." said Gerald.

"Nah, it's cool let's just say Helga will be just fine." said Arnold

"I hope so." said Gerald

"Me too." said Arnold, as Arnold and Gerald walked up the street; as Helga watched Arnold and Gerald walk up the street.

"Be Safe my love, and come back to mee." said Helga to herself; hoping Arnold makes it safely home, so she may see him again the next day in School.

"The End"
Art trade with :iconizzy-chan13: who wanted a Hey Arnold Short Story since I know way more about Hey Arnold than Goof Troop so anyways Izzy I hope you like it and if anyone else likes it I hope you enjoy it
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Awww..... :love:
Right before watching this I had to refresh my memory by watching a Hey Arnold! episode. As I couldn't find the first episode ("Downtown as Fruits / Eugene's Bike" which I faintly remember), I ended up watching "Married" instead :blush:

Reading this makes me regret not having been able to watch the series early on, but as far as I can tell the characters (many of the names I've had to look up in Bing Images) are spot-on to their personalities (although if I were Arnold looking into the closet I'd be a little shocked and maybe a bit disturbed at first :XD: but no matter~~)--
Is Miriam really drinking in excess in the series though? Cartoon likes to push the boundaries of their ratings huh? :giggle:

Although the writing itself does need some proofreading, I could definitely understand the premise and their dialogue. Really adorable story to boot, thanks so much :hug: